i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
"Why the fuck can’t I climb this"
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
"You are afraid.
If you found the perfect love
It would scald your hands,
Rip the skin from your nerves,
Cause havoc with a computered heart."
Brian Patten, “And Nothing Is Ever As You Want It To Be” (via feellng
"You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks."
Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via feellng
doin a group project like
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
"Some people are bullets - others, bandages."
girl I have like 5 bottles of barbecue sauce why would we need lube
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.