Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
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do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
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shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
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i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
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SHEPARD’S LIFE: THE MUSICAL
featuring
- When You’re A Red (You’re A Red All The Way)
- I’ll Make A Soldier Out Of You
- Somewhere Over The Beacon
- Hey, Garrus (You’re So Fine)
- Eye Of The Mako
- Krogan Brogan
- I’m A (Virmire) Survivor
- Paparazzi
- I Just Died In The Sky Tonight
- I Can (Re)make You A (Wo)man
- Urdnot Gonna Take It
- Shot Through The Face (And You’re To Blame)
- Highway To Drell
- Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Justicar
- Cause I’m A Joker, I’m A Smoker, I’m A Shadow Broker
- There Is A Hole
- My Favorite Store On The Citadel
- I Should Go
- Paparazzi (Reprise)
- Dance Loco
- Be Our Geth
- How Do You Solve A Problem Like The Reapers
- The Sound Of Banshees
- The Krogan Queen
- Hackett Out
- No More Solus
- Somewhere Across The Sea
- Kai-Leng, You’re An Omni-Tool
- It Sucks To Be Me
- Farewell To Earth
- Best Seats In The House
- One Last Breath
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you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
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"I know I’m unloveable, you don’t have to tell me."
Morrissey (via unstableskies)
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